SARDAR talking on cell. 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... Pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . ============ ========= ========= === A donkey kicked sardar & ran away ** Sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. ============ ========= ========= === SLAM BOOK filled by Santa. 1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto. 2.Weakness:Banta' s wife,Preeto. 3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour. 4.Threat:When I am on tour ============ ========= ========= == * Sardar*: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml Now it's 1.5 ltr. ============ ========= ========= === * Teacher*: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times Sardar: lara dutta marries Brian lara and she becomes lara lara ============ ========= ========= == Teacher: is line ki English banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi Gya. Santa: He done his work and done Dana Dan done Dana Dan.... ============ ========= ========= === Santa went to mysore palace. Tourist guide - santaji plz don't sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - oye don't worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!.. ============ ========= ========= === Sardar wanted to make a STD. Call to Punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call. ============ ========= ========= === Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital * Ki* jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........ Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai. ============ ========= ========= === A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai Saab?o Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE. ============ ========= ========= ===== * * One tourist from U.S.A. **Asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! ============ ========= ========= ==== * * ** Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay Mata di. ============ ========= ========= ==== American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji says: " India me to.. Shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!" ============ ========= ========= === * * When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms.... Man jumps into THE sea & asks: which way? Sardar: DOWNWARDS. ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= = Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud **I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= = Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= = Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. ============ ========= ========= === Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar. ============ ========= ========= === 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. ============ ========= ========= === A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, This is my sardarni, He is my kid, & She is my kidney. ============ ========= ========= === Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him. *
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