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 15:48 | 7/Jun/2008
FUNNY SHAYARI
Arz kiya hai......... . Kal jab mile thhe.... to dil mein hua ek sound. Aur aaj mile to kehte hain... your FILE NOT FOUND! ------------ --------- --------- Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to apni zindagi CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga... ------------ --------- --------- Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye... Dil se... more...
 15:00 | 28/May/2008
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खुशी भी दोस्तो से है, गम भी दोस्तो से है, तकरार भी दोस्तो से है, ... more...
 17:28 | 24/May/2008
SARDAR IS THE GREAT
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 13:10 | 17/May/2008
How to ask your Boss for a salary increa...
 Dear Bo$$          In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.   I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.   Your$ $incerely,       The next day, the employee recieved this letter of rep... more...
 16:55 | 7/May/2008
Hindi Movies And Computer
Hindi Movies And ComputerHamara Hardisk Aapke Paas Hai Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Ke Programmer no 1 Java Wale Job Le Jayenge Do(2) processor baarah(12) terminal Mera Code Chal Gaya Network Ke Uss Paar Jis Desh Mein Bill(Gates) Rahata Hai Client Ek Numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari Login Karo Sajana Firewall (Border) ... more...
 17:23 | 29/Mar/2008
@@!!!!So Sweet is ur.......!!!!@@
So Sweet is ur SMILE???               So Sweet is ur STYLE???                         So Sweet is ur VOICE???                   So Sweet is ur EYE????? - - - - - - - - - - -                 See .......how Sweetly I LIE.                                     Advance Happy April Fool more...
 17:22 | 29/Mar/2008
What is Love???
What is Love??? ,:O)A group of 4 to 8 year-old Children were asked, "What does love mean?" Theanswers they gave were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.--"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears iteveryday" (Tina - age 7)--"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone elsekissing me to sleep at nig... more...
 17:21 | 29/Mar/2008
My Dream and You
My Dream and You Are same as you Day and night I just fight With myself That I can live Without you Its hard but its part Of my life I am nothing without you You are mine And you should not Live without me As I can not live without you Its useless world If I am not with you My dream and you Are same as you more...
 12:59 | 26/Mar/2008
<<< == Collage Days...===>>......
Read and feel………Nice poem on the last day of collegeRaah dekhi thi is din ki kabse,Aage ke sapne saja rakhe the naajane kab se.Bade utavle the yahaan se jaane ko ,Zindagi ka agla padaav paane ko .Par naa jane kyon ..Dil mein aaj kuch aur aata hai,Waqt ko rokne ka jee chahta hai.Jin baton ko lekar rote the Aaj un par hansi aati hai,Na jaane kyon aaj... more...
 17:36 | 17/Mar/2008
Pyaar hai ek phul
Pyaar hai ek phul  Pyar hai wo hasta huwa phulJo har ek insaan ke nasib me nahi.. Jise milta hai pyaar wo is duniya ka khush nasib insaan hai….Jise na mile pyaar wo na jane kaise ji leta hai? Isiliye jindgi me aa kar insaan ne kisi na kise se pyaar karna chahiyeEk bar apna dil kisi ke liye bekarar karna chahiye…… Is se jo khushi milti hai wo khushi... more...
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 Nivia Dogra | 23:16 | 4/Nov/2008
Friends: (456)  | City: Dehradun  | Interests: trying to SATISFY...
5th NOV
my dear son,                aaj mai bahut hi khush hu kyoki aaj hi to tum is duniya mai aaye they n muze mom ban ne ka sobhagya mila tha . har saal tumhara b'day ham sab mil kar manate they but is sal to tum hostal mai ho ........... tumare jaane k baad ghar ekdam khali khali sa lag raha hai.. .               aaj tum 18 yrs k ho jao ge  n aisa lag ...  more...
 asha | 10:37 | 4/Nov/2008
Friends: (133)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: singing,making fr...
kuchh dil se
kuchh dil se....................   doston main ek geet aap sab ke sath baatna chahti hoon.....jo mujhko bahut hi pasand hai.............aap sab ko bhi shaayad pasand aaye....              ''madhuvan khushboooooo deta hai........         sagar ''saawan''deta hai............         jeena uska jeena hai , jo auro ko jivan                 deta hai.......  more...
 Madhuri Chab... | 15:58 | 21/Oct/2008
Friends: (186)  | City: Pune  | Interests: photography , cha...
And a long one...
And a long one...An ambitious software engineer finally decided to take a vacation. He bookedhimself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded tohave the time of his life. At least for a while. A hurricane came upunexpectedly. The ship went down and was lost instantly. The man found himselfswept up on the shores of an island with no other people, no supp...  more...
 Veena Hari | 16:25 | 4/Nov/2008
Friends: (318)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: writing
He makes me cry...
A VALEDICTION OF WEEPING.                                                                                                                     by John Donne                LET me pour forthMy tears before thy face, whilst I stay here,For thy face coins them, and thy stamp they bear,And by this mintage they are something worth.                For thus t...  more...
 VICHITRA GUPTA | 15:55 | 13/Sep/2008
Friends: (282)  | City: B H I W A N I ( HARYANA)  | Interests: bhajan,sahitya,de...
MANOVIKAR
तनाव प्रबंधन के कुछ सटीक सूत्रतना ;व मनः स्थिति से उपजा विका...  more...
 Dr.Anil Verma | 23:40 | 14/Oct/2008
Friends: (981)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: wrighting, readin...
Shiv+Shakti
aturday, October 4, 2008                                                                  http://sirdisai.blogspot.comWhat does Shivlinga means? The word Ling in shiv ling has come from two words that is Leen and Gati. Leen means dissolve and Gati means grow. It means man should dissolve(Leen) in shiva  then he should grow(Gati). (leen+ga)= ling. Mo...  more...
 Raut Vilas | 17:25 | 24/Oct/2008
Friends: (609)  | City: Pune  | Interests: swimmig,Reading,T...
Happy Diwali
All My Dear friends HAPPY DIWALI AayaaTyohaar Diwali Ka Aayaa tyohaar Diwali ka Bachcho ki khushhali kaBablu kahate papa seMujhako PC lana haiguriya kahati mammi sehame sitar bajana haipapa bare achambhe me haiye mausam kangali kaAayaa tyohaar diwali kaBibi kahati pati dev seJab bonus tum paayogeSabse pahale haar sunaharaLa mujhako pahnaao gePati d...  more...
 simi | 16:16 | 20/Mar/2008
Friends: (250)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Astro science,num...
GR8Gang
    Hey u all    join me   Join me on Gr8Gang http://www.gr8gang.com/gangs/azaljeetsin gh  more...
 usha dhana | 15:23 | 24/Oct/2008
Friends: (13)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Reading
Translated Post of my previous one
I am a fanFrom my childhood till I reached 22, I was a fan...na na I was not a fan.. I was mad...Yes I was mad for Superstar RajnikanthOne day, I got a book in my hand... (my dear friend asked me to read it... pushing it inside my hands)Wow... I feel lucky to have that bookFelt that after finishing the first chapter itselfThen I entered every possi...  more...
 Suvas Dutt | 22:22 | 15/Aug/2008
Friends: (47)  | City: Guwahati  | Interests: Social matters,Sp...
Compliments
Dear Friends,              Wish you all,                            "Happy Independence Day"                                                               JAI  HIND                                                                JAI  HIND                                                               JAI  HIND  more...
 jaan mishra | 18:05 | 22/May/2008
Friends: (46)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: travellig,music, ...
Think before you speak
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before youspeak -the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that youcould immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into ahole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONYI walked into a hair salon with my husband and t...  more...
 meenakshi gu... | 11:02 | 4/May/2008
Friends: (28)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: LOVE
Love Quotations
Love Quotations Love begins with a smile...!Endures with happiness...!And dies with a tear...!! When it hurts to look back and...!I am scared to look ahead...! I just look beside me and...!I know you'll be there...!because we love each other...!Far more than love itself...!! You care for me in all the ways...!I want and need so much...! I have felt...  more...
 azaa g | 21:51 | 8/May/2008
Friends: (201)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Dreaming
A walk in da rain
When the world has taken its tollAnd I feel so out of controlEverything I do or sayBecomes a big disarrayThe rain begins to fallCreating a dark wallBrings a grin to my faceI grab my shoes and raceInto the wet wall of tearsAll at once letting go of my fearsNow I don’t have to be shyBehind the wet wall I can cryWith every falling drop The pain begins...  more...
 priya | 16:46 | 18/Mar/2008
Friends: (191)  | City: Ghaziabad  | Interests: Photography,readi...
What Love Is
It is Love that gives me purposeto change and grow and learn.It is Love that guides me on this pathand helps me choose each turn. It is Love that gives me courageto stand against my fears;to open up my heart to you,to let you see my tears. It is Love that gives me trust and hopewhen little thing go wrong.When distance stands between us,it is Love t...  more...
 May Linda | 13:34 | 23/Feb/2008
Friends: (13)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: heart is beatingk...
kissn tell
kiss and tell Betray a confidence, as in A real lady doesn't kiss and tell . This idiom originally alluded to betraying an amorous or sexual intimacy. First recorded in 1695, it is still so used, as well as more loosely, as in Don't ask how I voted; I don't kiss and tell .  more...
 Sameera Nandi | 16:04 | 23/Oct/2008
Friends: (618)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Live life Queensize
Feeling Lucky
It’s been a while since I wrote my last post. No, it wasn’t the case of “writer’s block”. I think it was more the case of not feeling like writing. Or maybe it was a case of having so much to write, but not wanting to write it on such an open forum. Sometimes I think I was better off when I did not make so many friends on iland. Now I know quite a ...  more...
 Pooja Jhamb | 11:22 | 12/Sep/2008
Friends: (31)  | City: Gurgaon  | Interests: music
Rishta mera
                                                              मेरा  हर एक रिश्ता                                                                                                           मैं, एक पिता क...  more...
 smita gupta | 20:36 | 9/Jul/2008
Friends: (110)  | City: Jaipur  | Interests: Browsing.Dancing,...
Question - ???
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.              A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, meets a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was simply 'amazing', very much of her dream guy, she believed him to be just that! She f...  more...
 neelam sharma | 23:29 | 18/Oct/2008
Friends: (74)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: reading, writing ...
KHEER
My blog is a consequence of an inspiration!Yes all the credit goes to Dinesh ji.I was chatting with him on vijaydashami and suddenly we were talking about cooking!Andhe wanted to give Mr.Sharma (my husband) a treat !He asked me to cookKHEER for him !At the same time he wanted me to write the first everblog with its recipe. So this is the most happe...  more...
 medha N | 19:34 | 10/Oct/2008
Friends: (214)  | City: Bangalore  | Interests: Love music, paint...
A couple of days back, I was watching the newly resealed movie- The kung Fu Panda. I just loved the movie for its excellent script and the amazingly built animation characters and also the excellent visual effect.As I was watching the movie and I just could not stop myself from admiring the so beautifully featured stunts and the expressions each of...  more...
 babita - bha... | 16:59 | 30/Jul/2008
Friends: (58)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Music, Poetry
Come to me
I shudder for the passing daythat has made me far from thee. I cannot be more lonely, No more, I cannot be! My worn heart beats so wildly 'Twill break for thee— My heart bleeds quietly in loneliness.It yearns to find warmth and happiness... The world despise—It questions my self-esteemEncircled by daelim Oh Dear..If grief for grief can touch thee, ...  more...
 swati rohatgi | 23:26 | 20/Oct/2008
Friends: (468)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: to have fun, shar...
Adventures of pink car!!
Rahul 's car is pink in color. Actually its two colors. A deep mauvecolored top and the bonnet etc in lighter shade. The car was stolen afew months ago and some relentless effort, court appearances and bribeslater was found again. One day Gautam borrowed it to drop offa friend, on the way back it started fuming. The smoke from the enginewas so much...  more...
 Isha Dixit | 13:39 | 10/Oct/2007
Friends: (97)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Travel, reading, ...
I found My ANGEL
…Puff…………. The Marijuana, dissolving and liberating, cathartic and somber…into the lungs, into the blood streams, straight to the head.. The young boy, though had not eaten a good meal in days, was ecstatic for he could see stars in the mid noon. His head felt heavy, but nevertheless good. And he levitated. That’s how he felt, six feet above the gr...  more...
 kishore gupta | 09:41 | 2/Nov/2008
Friends: (350)  | City: Thiruvananthapuram  | Interests: all beautiful thi...
Trust
Littlegirl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind ofscared so he asked his little daughter, 'Sweetheart, please hold myhand so that you don't fall into the river.' The little girl said, 'No,Dad. You hold my hand.' 'What's the difference?' Asked the puzzledfather. 'There's a big difference,' replied the little girl. 'If I holdyou...  more...
 priya chobra | 18:05 | 4/Jan/2008
Friends: (266)  | City: Chandigarh  | Interests: Hot Hot N Mast Ma...
Happy New Year
Wish You Happy New Year 2008!! May this year bring Tons of Luck!!   With Love from Heart Yours Cho bra  more...
 sam iland | 11:28 | 16/Apr/2007
Friends: (60)  | City: capital  | Interests: music
Few Definitions
School:  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.                                                                                                            Life Insurance:  A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that        you can die Rich.                                                                                                     ...  more...
 jiya jiya | 12:21 | 9/Sep/2008
Friends: (53)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: writing
books
Your favorirte books and why ????  more...
 jaya singh | 00:05 | 2/Mar/2007
Friends: (14)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Reading Writing ...
Back with a BANG
Goshhhh!!! Really been very long i wrote a single line..well to all of those who came to visit my blog let me clarify..... my exams got over in Jan itself..It was 18th dec i was talking about..so sorryyyy....Things have moved on..exams got over....and  now am a working girl..My first JOB...guys dont forget to congratulate me....its a big achievemen...  more...
 Manasee Mishra | 11:58 | 23/Jul/2007
Friends: (263)  | City: Lucknow  | Interests: Nature,Moovies,Th...
Find... Who R You !
Hi frnz...Here'z somethin 4 u , which describes   -  "WAT SORT OF PERSONALITY DO YE POSSESS..."  1.)- Me First     AN EGOISTUr attitude to life is simple, direct, and aboveboard - every decision u make is based on the answer to one question : "What's in it for me?" If ur selfishness, greed, and ruthless desire for self-advancement hurt other ppl, t...  more...
 alpana | 21:38 | 4/Nov/2008
Friends: (298)  | City: delhi  | Interests: painting, reading...
Every morn I hear the songs of the birds Songs that awaken new longings within meWalking on the cobbled path by the seaside I see white birds that together in a flock Skim the surfaces of the grey blue watersCreating a sight that overwhelms me Tall grasses grow by the sea shore and breeze is calm and benevolentas it wraps me in her gentle foldsther...  more...
 mini francis | 11:30 | 17/Apr/2008
Friends: (271)  | City: delhi  | Interests: Kids, Reading,
FRIENDS
A STORY OF TWO FRIENDSA story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.They kept on walking until they f...  more...
 your friend | 16:43 | 17/Jul/2006
Friends: (46)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: Making New Friend...
Smile
There are very few people,Who give a reason to smile, May be it is for long,Or a little whileBut one has to give outA sweet and honest smile,Just to make someoneSmile for a while.My eyes are in habit of tears,Still there are momentsWhen it does hear,A pleasant smile from my heartWith eyes full of tears…Tears are manyBut there's no one to care,Becau...  more...
 Vibhuti | 14:02 | 22/Oct/2008
Friends: (493)  | City: Ahmedabad  | Interests: Living life fulle...
Sharing Happiness
My dear Friends,How are you all? Hope everyone is fine, happy & Healthy. I am very very sorry for the gap again but this time I have good news to share with you and have valid reason for the gap.I got promotion………. hard work pays and I got double promotion last week and I joined from yesterday to new desk in same organization. My parents, friends a...  more...
 anita g | 12:46 | 20/Aug/2007
Friends: (54)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Trying to underst...
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There's...  more...
 Reshma Thakkar | 16:01 | 15/Oct/2008
Friends: (2422)  | City: Mumbai  | Interests: Enjoying life as ...
25,550 Days
So I guess there's a point in life or perhaps a couple that make you stop and ponder things. It seems the older you get, the more you start to notice and fully comprehend that once you are born you also begin to die. Whether it is a morbid thought or not it is true. Whether we like it or not, it is still true, and unlike math two true's don't make ...  more...
 charu dutta | 12:56 | 21/Aug/2007
Friends: (95)  | City: Jabalpur  | Interests: I like making tru...
Accha hai...................
achha hai............................ kuchh cheeze na mile to hi accha haipa kar jee bhar jayeusse to tarapna accha hai..................  yaadon ko teri seene se lagayerakhna accha hairoz milkar jee behalane se tokwabon me tere aagosh me samana accha hai tujhe pa kar bhi na pana acha haina rahe teri kadra in aankho koisse to hasraton ka afsana acc...  more...
 anju singh | 10:48 | 30/Jan/2008
Friends: (106)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: reading....loving...
ONE MOMENT ..............single MOMENT
One of the ILanders said (i dont remember the name, i was surfing through) " Only people who have never loved or been loved try to define what is love, cause people who have loved or been loved they would not try even answering What is love."Actually she is right, in a way most philosophical and defining kind of statements would come only from peop...  more...
 Jessica Singh | 09:49 | 13/Sep/2007
Friends: (864)  | City: Ever heard of Nadir ?  | Interests: blogging ...and t...
Sleepless in ......
I have always been a dreamer.But, these days I am not even able to sleep properly. A constant irritation itches on in my mind and I know not where it comes from. As a child, our own Doctor Uncle used to point out that diagnosis was pivotal to medication. I somehow found a deeper meaning in those words in connection to our daily lives even when I wa...  more...
 sanjeev snehi | 01:07 | 31/Oct/2007
Friends: (1055)  | City: Delhi  | Interests: theatre, journali...
‘Eating the Earth’!
 Eating meat, dairy and eggs threatens our planet.You use much less land and water if you eat crops directly. Animals use most of the protein they eat to live, not 'grow' meat. So eating meat adds to water shortages, forest clearing, soil damage, use of oil-based pesticides - and climate change. "By 2050 the world's livestock will be consuming as m...  more...
 atul gandhi | 21:35 | 16/Sep/2006
Friends: (251)  | City: Kolhapur  | Interests: investment,travel...
RISHTE
Treat life as Sea, your heart as Shore, and your friends as Waves. It never matters how many waves are there, what matters is which Wave touches the Shore....  more...